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Row Your Goat

You Don’t Have to Be the Fastest, Just Don’t Be The Slowest

Row Your Goat - Main image
$6.79 $9.99 In stock

Category: Games

Move fast, make matches, and get ready to scream!

Row Your Goat is a rapid-fire picture-matching, fast slapping game. Get rid of your cards by placing them in a grid. The second you see a matching set of 3 in a row, slap the nearest Lifesaver. Hurry, there's only a few of them. And if you don't grab one fast enough, you're left collecting cards. When you're down to one card, scream “ROW MY GOAT”, play your card, and slap a Lifesaver to win.

It's fast, frantic, and fantastic as a party game, kid game, or a showstopper for family game night. 

What's In the Box?

Row Your Goat comes with:

  • 60 Cards
  • 5 Lifesavers

Plus, one instruction manual that you will probably skim.

Real Names cards scattered with life ring icons

HEY! READING IS THE WORST WAY TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY A GAME. WATCH THIS INSTEAD:

Row Your Goat game banner with goats in boats

QUICK STEP GUIDE

A grid of colorful action and monster cards arranged in rows

PLACE

Go around the table placing Goat Cards face up in a 3 by 3 grid.

How to play: match the same pose or the same color cards

SPOT

Pay attention and see if there’s a matching set of 3 cards in a row– they can match color or pose. 

Hands slapping target cards in a slap-style game

SLAP

When you see that match, slap the nearest Lifesaver! 

Scoring graphic showing how to collect a matched card for points

COLLECT

If you’re too slow and can’t slap a Lifesaver, collect that row and all the matching cards in it. 

Players around a table shouting Row My Goat

SCREAM

When you have only 1 card left in your deck, shout “Row My Goat!” 

Character cheering with arms raised at a table of cards

WIN

Place your last card. Then grab a Lifesaver the next time you see a matching set to win. 

Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Abigail C. ★★★★★

The second a set matches and everyone slaps the pile at once, the whole table erupts. It's chaotic in the best way, and clearing your cards by racing to spot matches never gets old. Great for game night when you want something loud and quick.

Brian E. ★★★★★

The grid layout makes it way easier to spot matches than I thought, and slapping my card down first gets competitive fast. Played four rounds with friends and we were all yelling by the end. Genuinely the loudest card game I own now.

Leo W. ★★★★★

Didn't expect a card game to get my heart rate up, but racing to spot matching sets in the grid before anyone else does exactly that. Turns out slapping your card down first is weirdly addictive.