Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition
A word game where u must say bad words or get hit with stick.
Category: Games
CONTAINS EXPLICIT CONTENT. FOR AGES 17+.
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition is an adult party game where players earn points by getting their teammates to guess words and phrases. The catch is that they are only allowed to use single-syllable words. Enjoy getting grandma to guess phrases like “nudist beach,” “mile high club,” or “banana hammock,” but be careful. If you use any words with more than one syllable, the other team gets to spank you with the 2-foot inflatable Spank Stick. But maybe that’s not such a bad thing?
what’s in the box?
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition comes with:
· 200 Double-Sided Cards
· 2 Game Boards
· A 2-foot Inflatable Spank Stick
· 1 Sand Timer
Plus one instruction manual that you will probably skim.
Hey! Reading is the worst way to learn how to play a game. Watch this instead:
quick step guide
How It Works
As a Neanderthal Poet, how do you get your primitive friends to guess the phrase “Nudist Colony” using only words with one syllable?
EARN POINTS
You might say “Place like camp where you can sun your butt.” If your team guesses correctly, you get points.
GET SPANKED
If you accidentally use words with more than one syllable (like “naked”), the other team gets to spank you with the Spank Stick and steal your points.
Win
Get your team to guess as many words and phrases as possible before time runs out to dominate your prehistoric rivals.
