Poetry for Neanderthals Card Game
A competitive word-guessing game where u must speak good or get hit with stick.






Category: Games
U MUST SPEAK IN SINGLE SYLLABLES OR GET HIT WITH STICK.
Poetry for Neanderthals is a family-friendly party game where players earn points by getting their teammates to guess words and phrases
. The catch is that they can only use single syllable words to give clues. If they use any words with more than one syllable, the other team gets to bop them with a 2-foot inflatable club.
Do you need more words? It cool. We have more cards: Poetry for Neanderthals Expansion More Cards Box 1
It’s a game of poetry. it’s poetry for neanderthals.
Poetry for Neanderthals comes with:
· 200 Double-Sided Cards
· 2 Game Boards
· A 2-foot Inflatable No! Stick (plus Repair Patch!)
· 1 Sand Timer
Plus one instruction manual that you will probably skim.

Hey! Reading is the worst way to learn how to play a game. Watch this instead:

quick step guide
You’re given a word.
You have to get your team to guess that word.
But you can only speak in SINGLE SYLLABLES.
During your turn, an opponent stands next to you holding a NO Stick.
If you accidentally say a big word
Then you get hit with the NO Stick.
And you lose points.
It's a game that forces you to sound a little bit dumb.

Need more card for best word guess game?
Buy this pack for much more fun.
Check out the Poetry For Neanderthals Expansion Pack and use these cards to play more game!
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