Missile - NSFW Love & Friendship Greeting Card

Name: Missile - NSFW Love & Friendship Greeting Card
Brand: Exploding Kittens
SKU: CMSSL-1
Price: 1.97 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (5 reviews)

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$1.97 ~~$2.99~~ In stock

Category: New Greeting Cards

Spread the love with the Missile NSFW Love & Friendship Greeting Card from Exploding Kittens. This single card delivers a hilarious, horrible message perfect for those who appreciate edgy humor in their correspondence.

Part of the New Greeting Cards collection
Designed for love and friendship occasions
Single card format, ready to send
Features the signature Exploding Kittens humor

Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Thomas I. ★★★★★ Sep 13, 2026

Gave this to my best friend for her birthday and she actually snorted laughing before she even opened the envelope. The card stock is sturdier than I expected for something so crude, so it survived being passed around the whole table.

Brian H. ★★★★★ Sep 12, 2026

My brother and I have a running competition to find the most offensive card possible, and this one ended it. The message inside is genuinely filthy in the best way, and the cardstock is thicker than the cheap ones I usually grab. He laughed for a solid minute.

John F. ★★★★★ Sep 12, 2026

Sent this to my best friend for her anniversary and she texted me laughing for ten minutes straight. The NSFW message is crude in the best way, exactly the kind of horrible thing we send each other. Cardstock held up fine through the mail too.