NSFW Toilet Spider - Love & Friendship Greeting Card

Name: NSFW Toilet Spider - Love & Friendship Greeting Card
Brand: Exploding Kittens
SKU: CTOIL-1
Price: 2 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.8 (5 reviews)

Spread the love. One hilarious, horrible greeting card at a time.

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$2 ~~$2.99~~ In stock

Category: New Greeting Cards

Surprise your friends with a hilariously inappropriate greeting card that will have them laughing out loud. This NSFW Toilet Spider card delivers unexpected humor with its shocking design and witty message. Perfect for those with a twisted sense of humor who appreciate edgy jokes. Send some love in the most unconventional way possible!

Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Olivia ★★★★★ Sep 13, 2026

Sent this to my best friend for her birthday and she literally spit out her coffee when she opened it. The toilet spider design is so absurd and unexpected that it caught her completely off guard. Best five bucks I've spent in a while.

Ava W. ★★★★★ Sep 13, 2026

The card stock is thicker than I expected, so it doesn't flop over on the shelf. My buddy taped it to his bathroom mirror and now everyone who visits gets jump-scared. Worth it just for the group chat reaction.

Penelope I. ★★★★★ Sep 12, 2026

Sent this to a friend who has zero filter and she actually screamed laughing before she even finished reading the card. The toilet spider design is so unexpectedly crude that the punchline lands every time. Paper quality is solid too, not flimsy like some gag cards I've bought.