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Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition

一款文字遊戲,你必須說出髒話,否則就會被棍子打。

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Category: 遊戲

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《尼安德塔人的詩:NSFW 版》是一款成人派對遊戲,玩家透過讓隊友猜測單字和片語來得分。但規則是,他們只能使用單音節的單字。享受讓奶奶猜「裸體海灘」、「高空俱樂部」或「香蕉吊床」等片語的樂趣吧,但要小心。如果你用了任何超過一個音節的單字,對方隊伍就可以用 2 英尺長的充氣「打屁股棒」打你。但也許這不是什麼壞事?

盒子裡有什麼?

《尼安德塔人的詩:NSFW 版》包含:

· 200 張雙面卡片
· 2 個遊戲板
· 1 根 2 英尺充氣打屁股棒
· 1 個沙漏

外加一本你可能會隨便翻翻的說明手冊。

Poetry for Neanderthals adult edition box components

嘿!閱讀是學習玩遊戲最糟的方式。不如看這個:

Cartoon lion holding a red card in a cave

快速入門指南

Nudist Colony cards on a pink background

遊戲方式

身為尼安德塔詩人,你要如何只用單音節的單字,讓你的原始人朋友猜出「裸體主義者聚落」這個片語?

Caption, a place like camp where you can sun your butt

得分

你可以說「像露營的地方,你可以曬你的屁股。」如果你的隊伍猜對了,你就得分。

Cartoon hot dog character with a face shouting

被打屁股

如果你不小心用了超過一個音節的單字(例如「裸體」),對方隊伍就可以用打屁股棒打你,並搶走你的分數。

Cartoon pig pulling a turkey leg on pink background

獲勝

在時間結束前,讓你的隊伍猜出盡可能多的單字和片語,以擊敗你的史前對手。

Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Thomas ★★★★★

The rule about only using one-syllable words gets hilariously chaotic when everyone's yelling dirty phrases, and the NSFW card deck keeps things refreshingly unhinged for adult groups. Played with six friends and we were crying laughing within ten minutes, though you definitely need a crowd comforta

Riley ★★★★★

We cracked this open at game night and the rudeness factor absolutely delivered—our "Neanderthal" had to grunt out some truly filthy phrases while the rest of us howled. The scoring twist keeps everyone on edge, and even the quietest friend got competitive. Perfect for a group that likes their humor

Avery ★★★★★

I was the designated "Neanderthal" on my friend's bachelorette night and honestly can't remember the last time I laughed that hard. The 17+ content is genuinely filthy enough that my whole group was blushing, and you don't even need to be a word genius to play since the rule is just single syllables