NSFW Santa’s Cookies - Holiday Card

My coworker opened this at our white elephant exchange and nearly choked on her drink. The card stock is thicker than the cheap ones I usually grab, so it doesn't flop over on the table. Already ordered two more for my cousins who appreciate that kind of humor.

My coworker nearly spat out her coffee when she opened this at our holiday lunch. The card stock is thick enough that it doesn't flop over on a desk, which actually matters more than I expected for a gag card. Already ordered two more for the cousins.

Sent this to my brother who has zero holiday spirit and he actually laughed out loud, which never happens. The card stock is thicker than I expected too, so it doesn't feel like a cheap gag. Exactly the kind of inappropriate festive humor our family group chat lives for.