Carte de vœux - Présent effrayant

Bought this for my brother who thinks normal greeting cards are boring, and the print quality on the card stock is actually way better than I expected for something this weird. It got a genuine laugh instead of the usual polite nod, which is exactly what I wanted.

My coworker's face when she opened this was worth every penny. The card stock feels thick and sturdy, not flimsy like the cheap ones, and the twisted holiday greeting lands perfectly if you know your audience. Already plotting who else on my list deserves one.

Sent this to my brother who has the darkest sense of humor of anyone I know, and the unsettling illustration on the front had him laughing before he even opened it. The card stock is thicker than I expected too, so it doesn't feel like a cheap gag.