Blizzard - NSFW Holiday Card

My group chat has a running joke about who sends the most unhinged card each December, and this one ended the competition. The cardstock is thicker than I expected and the print quality is sharp, so the punchline actually lands instead of looking like a blurry meme.

Sent this to my brother for the holidays and he actually texted me a photo of it on his fridge, so it landed. The cardstock feels thick and premium, not flimsy like the cheap ones you find at the drugstore.

My group chat has a running joke about the blizzard, so this card landed perfectly. The print quality is genuinely nice too, thick cardstock that doesn't feel cheap in hand. Needless to say, my friend is framing it.