Missile - NSFW Love & Friendship Greeting Card

Gave this to my best friend for her birthday and she actually snorted laughing before she even opened the envelope. The card stock is sturdier than I expected for something so crude, so it survived being passed around the whole table.

My brother and I have a running competition to find the most offensive card possible, and this one ended it. The message inside is genuinely filthy in the best way, and the cardstock is thicker than the cheap ones I usually grab. He laughed for a solid minute.

Sent this to my best friend for her anniversary and she texted me laughing for ten minutes straight. The NSFW message is crude in the best way, exactly the kind of horrible thing we send each other. Cardstock held up fine through the mail too.