Escaped - NSFW Birthday Greeting Card

Sent this to my brother for his 30th and the whole group chat lost it. The card stock is thicker than I expected too, so it doesn't feel cheap despite the ridiculous joke on the front.

My best friend actually snorted when she opened this, which is exactly the reaction I was hoping for. The humor is way bolder than a regular birthday card, so don't buy it for anyone easily offended.

I've never seen a card get that kind of reaction at a party before — the birthday guy actually teared up laughing while his mom looked horrified. It's a bold NSFW greeting that traditional cards just can't match, worth it for the chaos alone.